Kevin Costner Didn't Build Your Website

There are very few movies in Hollywood that resonated with audiences like the baseball-based blockbuster, “Field of Dreams”. I remember watching Kevin Costner’s breakout role as a young boy and screaming “Listen to the voices!” repeatedly at my television set (we called them ‘sets’ in those days). It seemed like such a simple concept at the time. 

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Clint Simpson
Aliens Don't Exist

Now I’m not looking to step on any toes. If your Great Aunt Deborah saw an alien rooting through her recycling bin out back, then who am I to refute Debbie’s experience. But….there’s simply not much evidence of life. Crop circles? Please. 

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There’s no Marvel character named Super-Mom

Moms are the best! Between taking Johnny to ballet, Katie to karate, walking the dog, reorganizing the closet, preparing school lunches, doing laundry, and holding down her cardiothoracic surgical rotation, mom is quite amazing.

However, Marvel isn’t calling because she’s not Super-Mom.

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Clint Simpson
Nobody Likes A Blowhard

For example, imagine you own a plus-sized children’s clothing shop called TaterTots. Mom goes to your website and the first thing she’s sees is you boasting that you were named Plus-sized Pipsqueak Provider of the Year which ironically consists of a small plastic trophy and a free app from Chili’s.

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Web design trends don’t come back into fashion

I recently read a fashion article that blasted the headline of ‘90s Fashion Trends are Back!’. My heart raced for a moment as I pondered being able to pull out all of my old flannels I’d put towards the back of the closet. No longer would I be asked if I was going as a lumberjack for Halloween but at last I could quip back that I was a fashionista! Dad would be so proud. 

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Clint Simpson